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masterofallvillainy:

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

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hatin:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am

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— Anne Lamott (via jerfreyy)

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thefourteenthdoctor:

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jesuschristvevo:

i wish i had a little toilet and sink in the corner of my room so i wouldnt have to walk all the way to the bathroom

That’s a prison cell

In prison your food gets cooked for you as well. 

I’m beginning to think murdering people I don’t like wouldn’t be such a bad thing.

you do realize that there’s probably police officers on here, right?

oh no what are they going to do send me to prison?

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coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

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inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

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